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tσ ℓινє α ℓιfє ι ηєє∂ α нєαяt,
tσ нανє α нєαяt ι ηєє∂ нαριηєѕѕ,
tσ нανє нαριηєѕѕ ι ηєє∂ fяιєη∂ѕнιρ
αη∂
tσ нαvє fяιєη∂ѕнιρ ι ηєє∂ υfσяєνєя
जे हाल विच सजना तू राजी ते रब राजी ,जे सी मैहे हार गया तो कि होंदा!

मैहे जीत दा जसन मनाऊंगा, इही जनम विच नहीं पाया अगले जन्म विच पावांगा !

Monday, March 8, 2010

WHY I OPENED THIS MAIL

Today’s Punch by Captain:

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.