funny ........

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said."Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that,I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,and eat only junk food.On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.