Santa Singh applied for a job in America

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks


Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.


Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab


You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho


our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai


Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.


No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai


shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.


Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Why Car Ads With Male Models Are NOT ok!

 

Humorous look at what happens when you replace female models with male models in the same poses for car ads!

 

hypnotism?

Santa: What's hypnotism?

PREETO: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar ke us se manchaha kaam karwana.

Santa: Arey nahi, usko toh shaadi kehte hain.

funny ........

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above,Sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said."Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that,I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,and eat only junk food.On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.""That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

joke

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.

1. After connecting to internet  we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down ‘
button.

3. There is a button ’start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request
you to check this.

4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so
that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system?  As I find
only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’,
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
ur money.

9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when u will provide that?

10. Please congirm about “exit” button because here is only “Enter” no “exit”

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joke

Billy and Joe were talking one afternoon. Billy tells Joe, "You know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation."

He continues, "Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Eva got pregnant."

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Eva got pregnant again."

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Eva didn't get pregnant again."

Joe asks Billy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy says, "This year I'm taking Eva with me."

aapke hi charche har gali me………….